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Leave an anon prompt in the comments
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That's simple right? ^_^
THIS POST IS NOW CLOSED FOR NEW PROMPTS
You can still answer prompts though! there is no limit on that.
Have fun!
FILLED PROMPTS:
1. "Good for the Goose, Good for the Gander", Kate/Ollie - hair removal
3. "(Dis)assemble" - Guy
4. "Three Blind Mice", J'onn + Ollie + Guy - threesome
6. "The Weft and the Warp", Damian - fantasy
7. "Sun Sun Twenty-One", Ollie/Steph - cunnilingus
8. "In Vino Veritas", Kyle + Dick
drinking contest, Kyle/Dick
10. Bai in a box, all chars
Leave an anon prompt in the comments
Answer an anon prompt in the comments
That's simple right? ^_^
THIS POST IS NOW CLOSED FOR NEW PROMPTS
You can still answer prompts though! there is no limit on that.
Have fun!
FILLED PROMPTS:
1. "Good for the Goose, Good for the Gander", Kate/Ollie - hair removal
3. "(Dis)assemble" - Guy
4. "Three Blind Mice", J'onn + Ollie + Guy - threesome
6. "The Weft and the Warp", Damian - fantasy
7. "Sun Sun Twenty-One", Ollie/Steph - cunnilingus
8. "In Vino Veritas", Kyle + Dick
drinking contest, Kyle/Dick
10. Bai in a box, all chars
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Three Blind Mice: the Sexy Threesome You Didn't Know You Wanted
Date: 2013-03-28 02:16 pm (UTC)“I have known your feelings for quite some time now Oliver” J’onn grinned. “I hope you do not mind the intrusion.”
“Not if it means you know what I want” Ollie said. “Not if it means you can sense what feels good to me.”
“It means exactly that” J’onn said, bending down slightly to kiss Green Arrow firmly. His tongue explored the inside of the archer’s mouth while his hands began to untie and unbutton the archer’s clothes slowly but deliberately.
“Are you sure you’re okay with this J’onny?” Ollie asked.
“I am sure” J’onn answered as he pulled Ollie’s shirt off. “I am as sure as I have been in a long time.” ~
~ “What in the hell is all this shit?” Guy shouted. The Martian Manhunter and the Emerald Archer both turned as Guy Gardner burst into the room. He had been looking for J’onn because he needed help, but did not expect to see what he saw. “When did, uh, how did, ah, what now?”
“Knock it off Gardner!” Ollie snapped back. “We’re kinda in the middle of something here. So either get in here, shut the door and join us - or get fucking lost!”
“Ollie” J’onn said, “he was simply surprised. His mind was unprepared for what he saw and he is having trouble processing this scene.”
“Trouble processing?” Guy asked, slamming the door behind him. “I’ll show you trouble processing. Come here!” He hooked a finger into one of J’onn’s nostrils and dragged him across the room before bonking him on top of his bald head.
“Ow!” J’onn yelped.
“Leave him alone!” Ollie yelled.
“Oh, you want a piece too?” Guy asked before bonking Ollie on the head and boxing his ears. “Let that be a lesson to the both of you!”
J’onn began pawing at the ground with his foot like a bull. “Why I oughta ~”
“Can it slim!” Guy said.
“Aw Guy, we was just foolin’ around” Ollie said. “Say, when did you go back to the bowl cut? Ow!”
Guy poked Ollie in both eyes. “Wise guy, eh?” he asked. “Next time don’t be so eager to find ~” Gardner’s threat was interrupted when a pie slammed him full in the face.
“Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!” J’onn laughed.
Guy ringed up a large hand that wiped the pie from his face. “That’s the last mistake you’ll ever make baldy!”
“Aw Guy, lighten up” J’onn snickered. “You look good enough to eat!”
“I’ll show you good enough to eat!” Guy replied, ringing up a pair of pliers that snapped on J’onn’s nose.
“Yeeeeouch!” J’onn hollered.
“Let him go Guy!” Ollie yelled. He turned to see Green Arrow had nocked a pie arrow and aimed it at his face.
“Now, see here Arrow!” Guy said. “Don’t make any mistakes that you can’t ~” Ollie let loose the pie arrow but Gardner ducked. It hit J’onn square in the face.
“Woooaaaaaahhhhay!” the Martian screamed before charging at Oliver and knocking him over. J’onn flipped the archer over on his stomach and began spanking Ollie’s posterier.
“Uncle!” Ollie called out. “Uncle! Uncle!!!”
“Haw haw haw” Guy laughed. “Look at you two knuckleheads! Why, if I could take a picture for all the League to see!” Ollie and J’onn both looked at Guy, looked at each other, then looked back at Guy smiling this time. “No, no” Guy said. “Now wait a minute fellas.”
Ollie punched Guy in the belly. J’onn kicked him in the knee. “Ow! Ow! Ow!” the Lantern yelped. Ollie tried for an eye poke like the one he had received, but Guy was quick enough to raise his hand and block the poke before it landed. “Nyahhhh!” he said sticking out his tongue at Ollie. J’onn quickly took the opportunity and snatched Guy’s tongue in the pliers he formed out of his right hand. “Wuh?” Guy mumbled.
Ollie successfully went back for an eye poke, this time with two hands so he could not be blocked. J’onn twisted Guy’s tongue with his hand pliers. Ollie reached over and yanked both of Guy’s ears. The Lantern grimaced in pain.
“Wah-ha-haaa!” the archer guffawed.
“Nyuk nyuk nyuk!” the Martian giggled.
“You think that’s funny?” Guy asked. The Lantern stood up and grabbed both of his laughing teammates by their heads and knocked them together. The sound, not unlike the sound of coconuts knocking together, sent Guy into his own fit of laughter. Oliver Queen and J’onn J’onzz saw and heard tiny little birds circling their heads. Guy Gardner’s bowl cut shook as he laughed.
For some reason the sound of a violin began to play ‘Three Blind Mice’ as the world around them faded.
Re: Three Blind Mice: the Sexy Threesome You Didn't Know You Wanted
Date: 2013-03-28 02:48 pm (UTC)AND YET
HERE I AM LAUGHING LIKE A LOON AT THIS
WELL PLAYED ANON, WELL PLAYED
Re: Three Blind Mice: the Sexy Threesome You Didn't Know You Wanted
Date: 2013-04-01 03:48 am (UTC)