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FILLED PROMPTS:

1. "Good for the Goose, Good for the Gander", Kate/Ollie - hair removal

3. "(Dis)assemble" - Guy

4. "Three Blind Mice", J'onn + Ollie + Guy - threesome

6. "The Weft and the Warp", Damian - fantasy

7. "Sun Sun Twenty-One", Ollie/Steph - cunnilingus

8. "In Vino Veritas", Kyle + Dick
drinking contest, Kyle/Dick

10. Bai in a box, all chars

in vino veritas - dick + kyle

Date: 2013-03-21 02:57 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I need to tell you a story, Dick.

I know, I got lots of stories! Too much, some people might say. Like Queen, he's always telling me to shut the hell up. But what does he know, right? Just because he used to be soulmates with Hal and they had all those adventures together, it doesn't mean he knows what it's like to be a Green Lantern. He doesn't know. Nobody except Green Lanterns know.

So - right, so my story. Well the story goes like this, see: there was a time when you and me, we used to be friends. Bro kinfrins, remember? Awwww, c'mon, you remember. But then all these things happened that pulled us apart. Maybe they were our faults, the things I mean, and maybe they weren't. It's hard to say now. I know a lot of it was about Guy, and some of it was about Damian, and there was a little bit of Wally in there too.

Isn't it dumb how inconvenient and messy it gets sometimes having the same friends? Life is weird.

Anyhow! Yeah, we were tight once, man, but we stopped being close. And you went the way of the Bat and I went the way of the Ring. Which was cool, it was all chido because friends, they grow apart sometimes, right?

But then you let Damian get killed.

I know, I know I know I know. It wasn't your fault, you were in a bad place, you didn't have anybody to catch you from falling. I know, man, you had it rough. And I know, I know that I was out in deep space of no use to anybody, when if I'd been here on Earth I could've saved him without even skipping a breath, because I'm the best Green Lantern who ever lived.

We both know all that. So it's a good thing we never said it out loud to each other. Better to keep things to yourself, like Guy always said.

Even better to be friends, on the surface at least, in the absence of a scowl we'd both loved, a snapping tone we both adored. To drink to times past, without saying what those times were. To drink in the presence of his ghost.

But yeah, my story! I keep forgetting, Dick, that I was trying to tell you a story. My story goes like this: When I was in space, all these years, I've been changing. My ring could tell you how exactly I've changed, all the science of it down to the DNA and RNA. All I know is I'm different than how I used to be, the dumb Kyle you all knew and sorta loved. I'm different right down to the tiniest particles.

It hasn't changed my personality much. I don't think. Hal never said anything, back when Hal could still say things. But it made me faster, and stronger, and it made me able to take wounds and make sounds and digest stuff that a human body was never meant for.

It's a popular drink, Dick, Mell^rian Konk. At least, it is with the Mell^rians. I took them some bottles of Drano once and they acted like it was the finest champagne. It's a good thing my new and improved body can handle their alcohol. I might take them some paint thinner next time and see how they yum it up.

But jeez, I'm taking up all the airspace here! I should settle down for a while and let you get a word in edgewise. You're so quiet now, though, Dick! Didn't you like the Konk? Don't you wanna tell me any stories?

Heh, you know what - that's okay, amigo, no pressure. You take your time. I'll just sit here and wait.

Re: in vino veritas - dick + kyle

Date: 2013-03-21 03:20 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
AHHH oh no oh no! And yet scary vengeful Kyle is so gratifying

Re: in vino veritas - dick + kyle

Date: 2013-03-21 03:24 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Mmmmyes, I love me some darkfic, yessssssss

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